you find your files cozy, your little wife and three chicks. Turning the key in the door, you throw your briefcase in the hall and see what you come up small world. In a jovial tone and optimistic you scream "Helloooooo!"
Ah the joys of family! They will throw your neck to kiss you.
... Nothing. ??
During the day there were fights, teasing, rubbish of all kinds of toys spread chaos in the house, twenty times obliged to repeat things, threats and finally ... punishment (or retribution). Mom peeled It should be recognized.
Oh you love these joyous reunion end of day migraine! With fatigue, you had a little too quickly forgotten the atmosphere noisy colony vacancy that exists in you. Fool you are.
You listen to a tune concerned, you opine, you mark your outraged disapproval, your full support to the mother exceeded. You promise lightning, you point fingers of blame, you take resolutions major educational! (Speculating on bedtime)
you hungry. In "I'm hungry" your cortex does not record anything and let the old brain commands to a kind of Neanderthal and loudmouthed moron on that should not count.
And after all she wanted to parental leave shit! She wanted to take full advantage of its children, relax, share with them "intense moments." She is now! And indeed intense!
Not because you've had your day you too painful! And do you complain? Do you yell, shaking your brushes? Not at all!
No, you do not want to yell at your kids at this time! And then he'd better not. With fatigue evil is punished, it gets angry, it shakes, it is busting the voice and sometimes we go back to old ways! And you, Edwin Antier you like him.
In the playoffs, when things go wrong, the dad got into the nursery, sits on the edge of the bed and began a discussion of salvation. Children listen, understand immediately and end the kissing. And the series is complete.
But with you it does not like the Cosby Show. Already he will pull the smallest under his bed and then sit the great. They wrest their video games and collect it:
"It was not me he's drunk I! It does everything I do and it pricks me my stuff, it bothers me "" It's not even true goat poop! "" Big Baby! "" Am not a baby, you're the no! "
That ... No no need to type" But they deserve eh! Fortunately just before you nibbled and therefore you have recovered your cortex of Homo Sapien. You shipments everyone to the shower screaming a little. You promise one hour of sleep incredibly early! "Z'irez all in bed by eight o'clock tonight! Gulli and punished!"
Especially do not ask Ms. change the subject ... leaves empty his bag. Otherwise, it will also choose to go to bed early. Not without sending you graze. And you will stay alone on your couch. In the quiet ..
Cool!